Ignorance is Bliss

The bliss of not knowing has come to a halt. Yesterday, I had my cholesterol checked. And, as no surprise, its a little high. I can't believe all those cheeseburgers haven't helped to get it down! So the doctor told me to go on a low cholesterol diet. Its not looking good. It seems most of what I eat regularly is in the "Avoid" category - bacon, sausage, cheddar cheese, butter, doughnuts, icecream, potato chips, chocolate, hot dogs, "prime" grade fatty cuts of meat...Man, I'm getting hungry. Fortunately, my doctor pointed out the positives - I am allowed to have low-fat jelly beans! You've got to be kidding me.